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17 May, 201217 May, 2012 2 comments Humour Humour Views: 20
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Since my bro-in-law retired from long distance driving, he obviously can't find much to do. Every day I get about three emails like this from him. Here's the latest.   The Pasta Diet and Your Health  ITALIAN PASTA DIET -- IT REALLY WOR... Read more
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3 May, 20123 May, 2012 8 comments Humour Humour Views: 36
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I received this on email. If you haven't seen it before it might make you chuckle. It did me.   My inconclusive travel plans 2012I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Caho... Read more
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16 November, 201116 November, 2011 14 comments Humour Humour Views: 103
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  This is something I've pinched from another blog. Might raise a chuckle. (Is it an American thing to put an intial cap after a colon?) An English teacher wrote these words on the board: "woman without her man is nothing". The ... Read more
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8 March, 20118 March, 2011 9 comments Humour Humour Views: 207
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When I went for my swim in the local pool this morning, I didn't get the timing perfect.  I'd only put an hour on the car park ticket so I knew what time I had to stop swimming.  Unfortunately it coincided with a changeover of the school sw... Read more
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27 January, 201127 January, 2011 7 comments Humour Humour Views: 206
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I've finally finished reading the Autumn 2010 National Trust mag, which has been sitting on the windowsill in the downstairs loo for some weeks.  One of the pieces was about what makes people happy, with a number of famous people giving their pe... Read more
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6 January, 20116 January, 2011 2 comments Humour Humour Views: 122
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I love this pre-Christmas quote from a three year old, which was shared by another author in the Constant Content forum. "Mummy, is our chimney unlocked?"  
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22 December, 201022 December, 2010 3 comments Humour Humour Views: 183
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I came across this little bit of wisdom while bloghopping today.  When I got to the end, I had to laugh.   Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she will give you a baby. If you give her a house, she... Read more
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8 December, 20108 December, 2010 6 comments Humour Humour Views: 101
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I got this on an email.  Made me smile.   Calories are the little bastards that get into your wardrobe at  night and sew your clothes tighter.  MY CLOSET IS INFESTED WITH THE LITTLE BLIGHTERS!
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16 November, 200916 November, 2009 2 comments Humour Humour Views: 280
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  When I got this on email last night, I decided to straight away to get ahead on my blog schedule for this week. So I have the pleasure of your company on Monday instead of Tuesday this week. I’m not sure how first grade in Virginia, ... Read more
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23 June, 200923 June, 2009 3 comments Humour Humour Views: 287
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This email is doing the rounds so I thouht I'd get it in first.  Well, if you haven't already received it.   You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. Police were call... Read more
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