You will remember that Sweeney disappeared during my absence a couple of months ago, then nothing happened until there was a recent huge clean-up of evidence. I can now report that there is a huge hammock swinging in his terrace. I returned from two ... Read more

There is a man at Sweeney's.  About forty, tall, closely cropped hair, grey trousers, black sweatshirt.  Never seen him before.  Not nearly as seedy-looking as Sweeney or any of his friends.  He has one of those high-power hose th... Read more

No action chez Sweeney since I wrote about his departure on 12 April ... until today.  I have mentioned that his is a glass penthouse in the building beside my apartment block.  There are six glass panes in lieu of a wall, facing my apartme... Read more

Sweeney has gone.  And I don't mean he's just gone off on a secret mission to Azerbaijan again.  He has GONE.  With the Witch. And his mobile. For ever.   I was away from 9 to 22 March.  During that time Sweeney took down h... Read more

Today is 4 March. Sweeney's Christmas tree is still up.  Today he installed a camera and tripod in his living-room, beside the tree.  It is pointed towards my apartment, more precisely, towards my kitchen window.  I am going to work in... Read more

I am concerned about Sweeney.  His Christmas tree is still up. It's a very big, good quality artificial tree, with white decorations and blue flashing lights.  I googled 'Christmas tree February' and found nothing useful.  I tried 'Bel... Read more

This morning Sweeney and the witch clearly had a lie-in - they were sauntering around at lunch time, he in his grey track suit and she in her ugly beige towelling dressing gown.  Fair enough, since it's Saturday.  I was otherwise occupied i... Read more

Can someone explain to me why Sweeney still has his Christmas tree up, complete with white decorations and blue flashing lights?

Sweeney is here, in Baku, Azerbaijan.  I arrived the day before yesterday from Georgia and saw him at the reception of my hotel, which is on the 19th floor, and is astonishly like Sweeney's penthouse (just ten times larger) - glass walls, superb... Read more