In last night's chat funny poems (rhymes) came up and, being as I always post quite depressing stuff I said I'd post a funny one or two.

I've decided not to post them on Arena as they are entirely for fun and hardly worth a critical point of view, I hope they bring a smile as they did to me when I was writing them.

Naturally I can't find (at the moment) the one I wanted to post, in the meantime I found this which dates back 20 years, when I first arrived here, and I think speaks for itself.

(I'm not sure if the last word, third line is allowed, so I'll put two dots in the middle :-)

IT'S THE ROLLING OF YOUR Rs THAT REALLY DOES IT,

MAKES YOU SOUND ITALIAN, DON'T YOU KNOW?

YOU CAN SPEAK ALL SORTS OF C..P

INSERTING MANY A SMALL GAP

IF YOU CAN ROLL YOUR Rs BEFORE YOU GO.

SO PUT YOUR TONGUE BEHIND YOUR TOP TEETH, READY?

DON'T FORGET TO JUT YOUR BOTTOM JAW,

AND GENTLY LET IT FLOW

AS YOU BEND YOUR TONGUE JUST SO...

THEN WHEN YOU'VE GOT YOUR Rs JUST LEARN SOME MORE!