So today I went to order curtains for the living-room. My friend Murielle advised me where to go for them: she is an expert at shopping – she knows where to get 400 Euro bathing suits and 5 Euro bras (‘people get to see the bathing suits, not the bras’ she explained). I said that the curtains weren’t being bought to be seen, but to stop me seeing out, on my husband’s instructions (see Sweeney post below).

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